A Little Seasonal Flavor

Today is one of the saddest days of the year. This morning at approximately 7:45am I officially made my annual switch from ice coffee to hot coffee. Save yourself the trouble, I’ve already alerted the press. I try to tough it out as long as I can every year, but once my fingers are numb by the time I reach my building, I know I need to change it up. Today isn’t just about saying goodbye to friends however; it is also about welcoming back old ones. These friends have seen me through many cold mornings and this morning I welcomed them back with open arms. Oh how I’ve missed your warm embrace, Seasonal Coffee Mate.

I don’t remember what year I first discovered Coffee Mate, though it was certainly a banner year for lil’ Jonny. The seasonal flavors are Egg Nog, Caramel Apple, Ginger Bread, Pumpkin Bread, and my personal favorite: Peppermint Mocha. I’ve already had 3 cups today! Call me dainty, but I love flavored coffee.

I’m a fancy gentleman and I deserve no less than rich coffee with a seasonal accent. It’s called sophistication people, get used to it.