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First of all, I’d like to apologize to everyone for not having a burger quest last week. I simply did not have the time or money to dine out. Maybe I’ll make up for it this week by reviewing two burgers in one week! Perhaps I will… but I almost certainly won’t. I am, however, going to Flash tonight in Back Bay to give their burger the old college try. I haven’t heard anything good or bad about this place. To be honest with you all, I’m going there to catch up with some friends and it just so happens that their menu has a burger on it. What a coincidence! Either way, it should make for an interesting review.

Moving along, my stupid camera is giving me problems AGAIN, so I can’t upload any of my images from this weekend. But I promise I’ll get them up later this week.

In other news, this blog is making me fat. Since I started writing back in July, I have been slowly gaining weight and working out less. I can attribute this to both my burger search as well as my inherent laziness. At any rate, I refuse to alter my eating habits, so I’m just going to start running and working out more regularly. If I started eating oatmeal and skinless chicken breast all day I’d have to kick my own ass.

The wheels are kind of falling off this post aren’t they?

I know what I can talk about! I can’t believe I forgot about this! Last Friday, I participated in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Challenge with 3 of my friends. The TMNT Challenge is fairly simple. You must finish a large pizza and 2 liter bottle of soda in the time it takes to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2. That’s roughly 3 ½ hours.

Needless to say this was a HORRIBLE IDEA. I started seeing stars about 30 minutes in and I did not finish the challenge. I left one slice of pizza and about 1 liter of soda remaining. I did however, come in second place. The only one to complete the challenge was my lumbering ox of a buddy, Brendan (seen above) who polished off his entire pizza in about 10 minutes and finished his soda well before the second movie ended. I don’t really think it matters who won this little contest, because in the end I think it’s pretty safe to say that we are all losers.