Looking to Waste a Few Bucks?

If you’re anything like me then you wish you could shoot all of your food out of a gun. No? Really… just me? Fair enough.

The good people at FireBox.com apparently feel the same as I do and have thus created the condiment gun! This handy meal time revolver can be filled with either ketchup or mustard cartridges and is then fired onto your food in what can only be described as completely unnecessary.

The way I see it, using this gun can only have one of two outcomes:

1. “Thank you. You’ve successfully added condiments to my hotdog.”

2. “You've ruined my new blouse!”

Judging by the pictures, this thing seems to have some distance. I have a funny feeling that what it presents in comedic appeal, it lacks in accuracy. But who are we kidding? If you’re buying a toy gun to apply condiments, then you either have a great sense of humor or your head is full of candy. At any rate, if you’d like to purchase this little dealy, you can do so here.