If you have, or have ever had, an office job, then you are probably quite familiar with the issue I’m about to discuss. How many times have you brought in your lunch, left it in the break room fridge, only to have one of your co-workers pilfer your sandwich? It happens every day and the culprits are rarely brought to justice. We’ve tried to battle this dilemma in our own personal ways: labeling our lunches, sending strongly worded emails, poisoning our sandwiches, each with mixed results. Finally, someone has come up with a practical and easy approach to solving this problem once and for all: the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag!
Sadly, these bags are not yet available to purchase, but you can make your own easily at home. Simply print green splotches on the side of a regular Ziploc bag! It’s that simple. No one wants a moldy old sandwich. Thanks to this great new invention; you can now protect your lunch from sandwich thieves with the help of a simple magic marker.
I for one am glad I won’t have to dole out any more savage beat downs to people I see eating what appears to be my lunch. I’m still sorry about that mix up by the way, Brendan.
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3 comments:
That is hilarious! Luckily, I am able to work from home so I don't have the dilemma of lunch-snatchers (unless you count my dogs who sit underneath the table and beg with longing eyes). But, remembering my office days - me the only woman in an office of quirky, goofy, lunch thieving, graphic designing men - this would have been a great trick. Thanks for sharing.
slightly new reader - like your blog! This is really funny and I could use it at my work!
Ha dude, this is some great stuff. Only thing is the custodian at work is so damn diligent, he'd throw that out immediately putting all my hard work (sandwich & bag making) right in the trash. He treats the fridge like a sanctuary.
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