Monday, November 17, 2008

What Cookies?

Just when you think the Japanese have run out of clever ways to make you hate food, they come up with an idea like this. Take a good look at the image below. Why do those chocolate chips look like they have wings? Chocolate chips don’t hav… Oh dear God…

It makes you wonder what kind of thought process led to such a creation. People love wasp’s right? How can you not?! I know I personally let them just fly around my apartment just for laughs. Not only do they make great pets, but they are also delicious! People love wasps and people love cookies; so why not combine the two! Brilliant!

If there was a just and loving God, then he wouldn’t allow this kind of stuff to go down. I have an urgent message for the creators of these cookies, as well as any other company that feels it necessary to include insects in their baked goods.

I never understood how anybody could enjoy eating bugs. You can't even turn on the Discovery Channel anymore without hearing how insects are considered delicacies in other parts of the world. Are they? Really? They have no meat! They're crunchy little exoskeletons filled with guts. No one eats guts! Okay, some people eat guts, but no one should. Also, don’t most bugs contain some sort of venom? That can’t taste great.

In conclusion, bugs are not food.

3 comments:

Seb said...

Ever tried ? no ? then don't talk about it until you try... Yes, this is a challenge.

I don't understand why i should read posts from people who are unaware of their subjects and only share their personal prejudices.

Best regards.

Jon said...

Challenge accepted. You ship me a wasp cookie Seb and I'll eat it for the blog. Show of hands! How many of you need to eat wasps to know that they don't belong in cookies?

As far as your comment is concerned; I appreciate the feedback, but I'll talk about whatever I like. People come here to be entertained, not to read my well informed unbiased opinions. I know enough about bugs to know that I don't like them.

I'm here to make people laugh. If you don't like it then hit the bricks, kiddo.

Best regards.

misstiffie said...

what a sexy cookie.