Friday, December 12, 2008

Please Don't Try This at Home

Before I begin, if you enjoy my ramblings on this blog than you may also like my new blog: Strongly Worded, where I write angry letters to things that I feel have wronged me in some form or another. Please check it out!

On to business! As most of you know, I have dedicated several posts on this blog to bacon related studies and the bacon arts. Bacon cinnamon buns, bacon cookies, chocolate covered bacon, and so on. I honestly never thought the day would come when I see someone do something bacon to the point where I thought myself, “I don't think this is safe”.

I discovered the following images at Holytaco.com. I'm going to warn you, this isn't for the faint of heart.


Who doesn't like a little arts and crafts when they cook? Weaving bacon together looks like about as fun as it does delicious. Next fry the bacon up in a frying pan, but make sure you don't pause to think about what you are doing or may me not be able to continue.

As if a that bacon tapestry didn't look bad enough for you.

Whoever thought of this concept is either a certified genius or an authentic nut job.

Is it a burrito? A pork roll? Or just an abomination of nature? For the love of God, please don't try this at home.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Amazing. Actually quite beautiful. I'm up for the challenge of eating this. Does it need a sauce, you think?

RecipeGirl said...

Needs some egg in there and it's a great low carb burrito!

Anonymous said...

I have seen one that is even worse for the heart... sausage filled instead of cheese... uuugghh!

Anonymous said...

Now that's what I call a heart clogger!

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is the last picture kind of gives you an idea of what your arteries will look like after you finish eating that.

Anonymous said...

We took this recipe a step further a few weeks back. After slicing the roll each piece was covered in pancake batter, deep fried, topped with powdered sugar and served with syrup. Artery clogging is a tasty way to a slow suicide.

Anonymous said...

needs to have a chicken breast on the bottom and barbecue sauce on the top. mmm.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Sith Lord said...

Arteries... clogging...

Heart... slowing... dooowwwnnn...